Msn's down. o discordia. currently a grand total of 10 contacts are online. everyone else apparently is ignorant of the existence of windows messenger, or thinks it unworthy of their signing in to it, and talking to a possible 10-20 contacts. hello windows msnger rocks k?? behold the simplistic blue and white layout, lack of display pics, personal msges, limited(seriously) emoticons, maximum one file transfer at a time, and most importantly the alert sound (which is really a dull beep). how pleasant to the ears it is. in fact you hardly hear it.
anyway.no superlatives can describe The Importance of Msn. i was introduced to it in sec2 (yea damn late i know) and since then, ive never looked back, faithfully coming online almost every night. for what i dont really know, dont really have many convos, but it simply has to be on. seriously i have to be able to open msn and soak up the aura generated by contacts being online. believe me, its there, its not a figment of my imagination, or the radiation generated by the screen. oh yes, its there alright. as a result i find myself unable to function properly without msn on. cant play dota, and cant do work.
in my opinion, it is most irresponsible of the ppl at msn, who have faithfully kept it running for forever, to let it remain down for more than 5 hrs (yea its been down since 4, and thats only when i got back). they really should spare a thought for the millions of youth around the world, for whom it is a necessity to feel connected, without which they will wither and die. and all the poor j1 students who have to do pw. without msn, how are they to communicate and do their bloody written reports, save through alternative mediums of communication (i am unable to think of any)
hence i find myself blogging, windows messenger being a poor substitute for msn. this is while staring blankly into my lit essay question, unable to do work due to msn not functioning. maybe. or it could be because the question is impossible. this is in addition to the chem tutorial maths tutorial and other stuff which i cannot remember at present, which i have yet to do. but how am i going to stay up late, with no one online, and no msn to properly stay up late, if u get what i mean. oh well. the night isnt that bad though. entertainment for the night was provided by jishun, who has put my jokes to shame with a few of his own. and heres a few, impromptu (ithink)
why couldnt the penguin wear a wig?
its flippers were too short.
why couldnt the turtle scratch its back?
there was a shell there.
how did the sheep end up with a bad haircut? (something like that, i kinda forgot ><)
the farmer thought it wanted to go to a bahhh-ber shop
anyway it is my opinion that msn screwing up is all the fault of the IMF world bank shit. conspiracy theory(i love u baby..) :terrorists, following in the governments footsteps, have decided to try to identify with todays youths (remember the NS video), and resorted to using msn to recruit new suicide bombers. or perhaps they simply found it more efficient than sending out coded letters, seeing how it would be impossible to sift out potentially dangerous exchanges from the millions of other convos going on, making them hard to detect. in any case, the government in a show of paranoia has decided to shut down msn to prevent communication between terrorists intending to sabotage the meeting. damn i think im gonna stage a protest.
anyway, if the post sounded weird, thats obviously the fault of msn as well. see i cant even blog properly without it oO
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