For Her

I spend too much time with her, and i know it, but i cant help it.
She is seriously cranky, and getting crankier every day.
It could be due to age, or due to me.
She hangs on me. alot.
She drives me nuts sometimes.

*Unless you do not mind statements with sexual connotations do not highlight the area under this erm..warning* its really not that bad, but i must bear in mind the sensitivities of what little viewers i have.
If i get pissed off enough i bang her.
I play on her alot.

She gives life...and ruins it.
Shes high maintainence, just like the rest of them.
Its fatal attraction.
I <3 her *insert sarcasm*.
I am going to give up on her soon.
Her name is not monica.

Guess Who!!!

i would like to add that this is the crappiest thing i have done all week. its so bloody stupid, its not even lame. for those who cannot believe how stupid i can get, or look at this entry horrified and unable to believe their eyes(myself included) forgive this entry. its not my usual standard -.- =/ >.<. besides this was triggered off by a series of unfortunate events (she let me down not once, not twice, but thrice in 15 mins). besides blogs are for experimentation right? oO. right? okay wdv. try to have fun guessing, if it werent so bloody obvious. you can tell me if u cant stand the lameness, and i wont do anything like that again. but dont ask me about it, and dont make me talk about it. all i have to say is that in my opinion, boredom leads people to lower depths of lameness.

btw gender is really not the issue here, nor does it have any significance. i say 'she' cos...its funner? also, clueless ppl wont start calling me gay. if u still dont know the answer tell me cos it'll make me feel a little better lol.